why canada is better than usa

i get it now

canada is better than usa because

when you're young, healthy, handsome, make good money you live worse in Canada as you pay more taxes, higher prices, you can't afford the same cars, houses, vacations, electronics, toys
and obviously that makes you sick

then when you get sick, old, ugly, poor or unemployed you live better because we have social programs and medicare

so when you're healthy you live poor but it's great because when you'll be old or sick you'll live great!